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'I practically taught you to dress, you little wart. Aren't those boots mine?'
'Mister Black! Twelve million points from Gryffindor!
'But I am fond of you. Cheer up. Valentines are hard, and you do try your best. It's rather endearing, actually. Though it isn't manly.'
'Good Lord, it's an invasion. They are everywhere. Like rabbits. And O! how tall they are, and strapping, and so on. Gone the carefree days of boyhood. Sunrise, sunset.'
'FUNNIFICATION IS NOT A WORD MOONY. Lack of structured education has made you go soft!! oh how the mighty have fallen!'
'I do so love mistletoe.'
'Orgy? I mean, er, password?'
'It's like— like being raped by a marshmallow, is what it's like.'
'Now, of course, I'm sure you're very curious about all these new feelings you're having, and I want you to know that you needn't be ashamed of any of them, and I want you to ask m
'I could have sworn I heard the wind rustling: 'Sandwiches!' it seemed to cry. It almost sounded like someone I knew, before he died. Tragic. Just tragic.'
'Ten points from Gryffindor for destroying my soul.'
'I would rather be sterilized. With a spoon.'
'Why is your tea so much less murderous than my tea?'
'All right. That's it. Which one of you lot Transfigured my towel while I was in the bath? You can answer honestly, I'm going to kill you all anyway.'
'It is so tempting. I have always wanted a manslave.'
'Shut up, shut up, Fabian Prewett. I really sort of love you.'
'You and Sirius are acting very odd. I am not going to kill you. Not right now, anyway. Mistake. You were in a hurry. Clearly something is happening and who am I to interfere, eh?'
'Did all the crepe paper in the world come here to die?'
'You're good at toast. I am so sorry. This must be painful.'
'Wow. When did I end up in your arms, Kings? Your stomach is like steel. It is more than steel. No one is going to believe me but you are more mountain than man, mate.'
'Repeat after me, Mr. Black: I do believe in commas. I do, I do.'
'You stole my cake? I thought I ate it while I wasn’t paying attention.'
'Are you or are you not hip to my jive?'

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