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'Repeat after me, Mr. Black: I do believe in commas. I do, I do.'
'You and Sirius are acting very odd. I am not going to kill you. Not right now, anyway. Mistake. You were in a hurry. Clearly something is happening and who am I to interfere, eh?'
'I practically taught you to dress, you little wart. Aren't those boots mine?'
'Did all the crepe paper in the world come here to die?'
'Wow. When did I end up in your arms, Kings? Your stomach is like steel. It is more than steel. No one is going to believe me but you are more mountain than man, mate.'
'Why is your tea so much less murderous than my tea?'
'Ten points from Gryffindor for destroying my soul.'
'But I am fond of you. Cheer up. Valentines are hard, and you do try your best. It's rather endearing, actually. Though it isn't manly.'
'I do so love mistletoe.'
'Now, of course, I'm sure you're very curious about all these new feelings you're having, and I want you to know that you needn't be ashamed of any of them, and I want you to ask m
'It's like— like being raped by a marshmallow, is what it's like.'
'Are you or are you not hip to my jive?'
'Orgy? I mean, er, password?'
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'All right. That's it. Which one of you lot Transfigured my towel while I was in the bath? You can answer honestly, I'm going to kill you all anyway.'
'It is so tempting. I have always wanted a manslave.'
'I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON!!'
'I would rather be sterilized. With a spoon.'
'You're good at toast. I am so sorry. This must be painful.'
'You stole my cake? I thought I ate it while I wasn’t paying attention.'
'Good Lord, it's an invasion. They are everywhere. Like rabbits. And O! how tall they are, and strapping, and so on. Gone the carefree days of boyhood. Sunrise, sunset.'
'OXFORD. MONKEYWRENCH. AARDVARK. CHECK PLEASE.'
'Mister Black! Twelve million points from Gryffindor!
'Shut up, shut up, Fabian Prewett. I really sort of love you.'
'FUNNIFICATION IS NOT A WORD MOONY. Lack of structured education has made you go soft!! oh how the mighty have fallen!'
'I could have sworn I heard the wind rustling: 'Sandwiches!' it seemed to cry. It almost sounded like someone I knew, before he died. Tragic. Just tragic.'

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