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These quotes tend to be one step away from the answer. Instead of relating directly to the episode title, their context should remind you of the main plot of the episode, and thus the title.
30 British Sitcoms
'My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'You're pushing your luck, little man!'
'This is like discovering plutonium... by accident!'
'As the leader, if I die, then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown?'
'But I don't wanna be a pirate!'
'She called. He yelled, 'Cartwright!' I missed her.'
'But are you still master of your domain?'
'That guy! Swarm! Swarm!'
'Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it. I don't know if I'd trust him with a V-neck.'
'I'm sorry, the card says, 'Moops.''
'Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?'
'Not that there's anything wrong with that.'
'Shut up, you old bag!'
'Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.'
'You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on.'
'So you cry, and then when you see the dancing, you cry again.'
'Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells?'
'Something about a way, wasn't it? And a light. Who the hell knows?'
'Astroturf! You know who's responsible for that, don't you? The Jews!'
'Maybe you can stick around after everybody leaves and we can sweep together.'
'I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.'
'I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!'
'It's the kung pao! George likes his chicken spicy!'
'Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!'
'If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip. And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either!'
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