SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'I'm Out!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'I might have a whole new career here.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'

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