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Can you name the SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'I might have a whole new career here.'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'Retail is for suckers.'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'I'm Out!'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'

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