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Can you name the SEINFELD: George or Kramer?

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QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!'
'It's not a lie if you believe it.'
'I'm Out!'
'We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home!'
'Is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
'Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!'
'If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles'
'My name is ******. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.'
'It's the nineties... It's Hammer time!'
'At that moment, I was a marine biologist.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'I think she finds my stupidity charming.'
'I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!'
'You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?'
'FDR wants me to drop dead!'
'Retail is for suckers.'
'I've always been a stall man.'
'It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on!'
'I must be at the nexus of the universe!'
'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.'
'Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.'
QuoteGeorge or Kramer?
'She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon.'
'When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.'
'You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.''
'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!'
'As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.'
'Not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.'
'You're a rabid anti-dentite!'
'I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.'
'It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.'
'I might have a whole new career here.'

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