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The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got
Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
F***in' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
I don't f***ing believe this!
Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?
Whatever it's going on, it should be enough to send you on a cooking course
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound?
100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Guns for show
F***ing northern monkeys!
You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
Dog: What the f*** is that? Mickey: It's me bren gun.
What did they want with a traffic warden?
No money. No weed.
We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a s***load of cash...