You want me to drive?
God hates me. That's what it is.
Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Are you really crazy? Or are you as good as you say you are?
I think your daughter kinda likes me.
Diplomatic immunity!
Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.
How do I know it's the police?
What are you doing here?
Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?
Look, there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Trust me, okay? Trust me!
I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
This PMS. It's murder.
Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What's left?
I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
What happened last night?
Hey. You look a little banged up.
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