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QUIZ: Can you fill in the blanks in these Monty Python quotes?

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'Camelot!' 'It's only a _____.'
'I think it was 'Blessed are the ____________'.' 'What's so special about the ____________?'
'There are some who call me... ___.'
'After all, a ______ is only an extroverted suicide.'
'Every _____ is sacred!'
'Now go away, or I shall _____ you a second time!'
'And Oliver has run himself over. What a great ____!'
'Is it a boy or a girl?' 'I think it's a little early to start imposing _____ on it, don't you?'
'If she weighs the same as a ____, she's made of wood, and therefore... a witch!'
'How to defend yourself against a man armed with a ______.'
'On second thought, let's not go to ________. It is a _____ place.'
'My _____ hurts!'
'Look, that rabbit's got a vicious ______ a mile wide!'
'I'm a __________, and I'm OK...'
'I'll bite your ____ off!'
'When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and ____...'
'We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for _______ the people who have just been ______, have been ______.'
'Alright, I am the Messiah!' 'He is, he is the Messiah!' 'Now, **** ___!'
'Listen, I came here for an ________. I--' 'Oh, I'm sorry, Sir, but this is _____.'
'Do you find it risible when I say the name ______ Dickus?'
'She used to be quite happy here until she started on the _______... Twenty balls of wool a day sometimes, if she can't get the wool, she gets violent...'
'___ on with it!'
'Always look on the ______ side of ____!'
'It's only a _____ _____.'
'You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a _______!'
'She turned me into a ____!' 'A ____?' 'I got better.'
'_____ awaits you all with big, nasty, pointy teeth.'
'There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own are ____. Some of them were born ____. Some of them became ____ later in their lives.'
'I didn't expect a kind of _______ ___________.' 'Nobody expects the _______ ___________!'
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'_____, _____, wink, wink, say no more!'
'Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very ____ to me.'
'I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get _____.'
'And Harry, what are your hobbies outside summarising?' 'Well, __________ animals, golf and ____________.'
'In this picture there are 47 people. None of them can be ____.'
'Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the ____ and nice red uniforms!'
'One day, lad, all this will be yours.' 'What? The ________?' 'No, not the ________.'
'It is up to people like you and me who are out of their tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their ______.'
'A man with three ________.'
'You ________! You vicious, heartless ________!'
'I've been a ______ all my life. I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em.'
'And what do you burn, apart from _______?' 'More _______!'
'But I don't like ____!'
'We are the knights who say __!'
'It's spelled Raymond ______-Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat-Wobbler ________.'
'Shut your _________ gob, you ___! Your kind make me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous _______!'
'Cardinal, the ____.'
'We want a _________.'
'What is your name? What is your quest? What is your _________ ______?'
'Well, I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep on _______ off!'
'Run ____!'
'King of the ___?'
'I'm invincible.' 'You're a ______.'
'It's the ___!'
'...The 100 yards for men with no sense of _________...'
'You ____ him. You ____ him dead.' 'He was attacking me with a banana.'
'There's a man at the door with a _________.' 'Tell him I've already got one.'
'No, no, I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly ____-_______ whine.'
'Look out, there are ______!'
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'No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's _______!'
'Is there a life after death? And here to discuss it are three dead ______.'
'And now for something __________ _________.'
'Make ___, not love!'
'You're all different!' 'Yes, we're all different!' '_'_ ___.'
'I don't believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that's been the main reason for our policy of employing ____ _______ as librarians.'
'I ____ in your general direction! Your mother was a _______, and your father smelt of ____________!'
'I am your king!' 'Well, I didn't ____ for you.'
'We find that drinking your American beer is a little like making love in a _____... It's **** close to _____!'
'This is a __________ restaurant only. We serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're ____ about it.'
'Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy ______!'
'This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who ______ who.'
'A Last Supper I commissioned from you, and a Last Supper I want. With 12 disciples and one ______.'
'I'm not dead ___.'
'What a _______ person.'
'He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more, he knew how to treat a ______ impersonator.'
'Well, **** you! I can live my ___ life in my ___ way if I want to!'
'And don't _________! Every time I try to talk to someone, it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy.'
'_____ out your dead!'
'We interrupt this programme to annoy you and make things generally __________.'
'Never kill a ________.'
'My hovercraft is full of ____.'
'The Norwegian Blue. What's wrong?' 'I'll tell you what's wrong. It's ____, that's what's wrong with it.'
'It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.' 'But you can't have babies!' 'Don't you oppress me!' 'I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a ____.'
'You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery ____ threw a sword at you.'
'This is an ex-______!'
'Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing ______ is no basis for a system of government.'
'Welease ________.'
'He's not the _______, he's a very naughty boy!'

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