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Can you fill in the blanks in these Monty Python quotes?

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'A man with three ________.'
'King of the ___?'
'Camelot!' 'It's only a _____.'
'You're all different!' 'Yes, we're all different!' '_'_ ___.'
'Never kill a ________.'
'And what do you burn, apart from _______?' 'More _______!'
'_____ out your dead!'
'My _____ hurts!'
'You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a _______!'
'I am your king!' 'Well, I didn't ____ for you.'
'Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very ____ to me.'
'We interrupt this programme to annoy you and make things generally __________.'
'_____, _____, wink, wink, say no more!'
'It's the ___!'
'She turned me into a ____!' 'A ____?' 'I got better.'
'I ____ in your general direction! Your mother was a _______, and your father smelt of ____________!'
'I don't believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that's been the main reason for our policy of employing ____ _______ as librarians.'
'You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery ____ threw a sword at you.'
'Is there a life after death? And here to discuss it are three dead ______.'
'I think it was 'Blessed are the ____________'.' 'What's so special about the ____________?'
'She used to be quite happy here until she started on the _______... Twenty balls of wool a day sometimes, if she can't get the wool, she gets violent...'
'And Harry, what are your hobbies outside summarising?' 'Well, __________ animals, golf and ____________.'
'I've been a ______ all my life. I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em.'
'My hovercraft is full of ____.'
'We want a _________.'
'Every _____ is sacred!'
'You ____ him. You ____ him dead.' 'He was attacking me with a banana.'
'It's only a _____ _____.'
'Well, **** you! I can live my ___ life in my ___ way if I want to!'
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'Now go away, or I shall _____ you a second time!'
'This is a __________ restaurant only. We serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're ____ about it.'
'If she weighs the same as a ____, she's made of wood, and therefore... a witch!'
'...The 100 yards for men with no sense of _________...'
'And Oliver has run himself over. What a great ____!'
'What a _______ person.'
'He's not the _______, he's a very naughty boy!'
'I'm a __________, and I'm OK...'
'Do you find it risible when I say the name ______ Dickus?'
'He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more, he knew how to treat a ______ impersonator.'
'No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's _______!'
'No, no, I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly ____-_______ whine.'
'Run ____!'
'Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the ____ and nice red uniforms!'
'One day, lad, all this will be yours.' 'What? The ________?' 'No, not the ________.'
'This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who ______ who.'
'And now for something __________ _________.'
'What is your name? What is your quest? What is your _________ ______?'
'In this picture there are 47 people. None of them can be ____.'
'I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get _____.'
'Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing ______ is no basis for a system of government.'
'Make ___, not love!'
'We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for _______ the people who have just been ______, have been ______.'
'Look out, there are ______!'
'After all, a ______ is only an extroverted suicide.'
'___ on with it!'
'And don't _________! Every time I try to talk to someone, it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy.'
'This is an ex-______!'
'Always look on the ______ side of ____!'
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'Welease ________.'
'Cardinal, the ____.'
'We are the knights who say __!'
'There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own are ____. Some of them were born ____. Some of them became ____ later in their lives.'
'I'm invincible.' 'You're a ______.'
'A Last Supper I commissioned from you, and a Last Supper I want. With 12 disciples and one ______.'
'On second thought, let's not go to ________. It is a _____ place.'
'Look, that rabbit's got a vicious ______ a mile wide!'
'There are some who call me... ___.'
'It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.' 'But you can't have babies!' 'Don't you oppress me!' 'I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a ____.'
'_____ awaits you all with big, nasty, pointy teeth.'
'Well, I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep on _______ off!'
'Listen, I came here for an ________. I--' 'Oh, I'm sorry, Sir, but this is _____.'
'I didn't expect a kind of _______ ___________.' 'Nobody expects the _______ ___________!'
'I'm not dead ___.'
'When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and ____...'
'Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy ______!'
'We find that drinking your American beer is a little like making love in a _____... It's **** close to _____!'
'Alright, I am the Messiah!' 'He is, he is the Messiah!' 'Now, **** ___!'
'It is up to people like you and me who are out of their tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their ______.'
'It's spelled Raymond ______-Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat-Wobbler ________.'
'I'll bite your ____ off!'
'But I don't like ____!'
'There's a man at the door with a _________.' 'Tell him I've already got one.'
'Shut your _________ gob, you ___! Your kind make me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous _______!'
'The Norwegian Blue. What's wrong?' 'I'll tell you what's wrong. It's ____, that's what's wrong with it.'
'You ________! You vicious, heartless ________!'
'Is it a boy or a girl?' 'I think it's a little early to start imposing _____ on it, don't you?'
'How to defend yourself against a man armed with a ______.'

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