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''________' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. '_______' is a dirty word, but '________' isn't.'
'Who would have noticed another ______ around here?'
'Mrs. M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with ________.'
'I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's _____ _______.'
'I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a ____ on it and call it a ______.'
'In that case, I hope you won't mind if I offer the doctor my most sincere _____________________.'
'I've got a plan and it's as ___ as my _____!'
'And what's worse is it's going on right here underneath my very nose.' 'Sir, your _________ is lovely.'
'I am therefore leaving immediately for _____, where I intend to live as a ____.'
'I'm going to have a _____, and no one's invited but me.'
'Are you looking forward to the big push?' 'No, sir, I'm absolutely _________.'
'If word gets out that I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves, and I don't want them on my __________ - not when they ought to be on my ____!'
'What he is trying to tell you is that you appear to be wearing a pair of devil's _________.'
'Hear the words I sing, war's a horrid thing, so I sing, sing, sing, ____-a-ling-a-ling...'
'In fact, I'd like to marry you, if you weren't as unattractive as a giant ____.'
'Some over there aren't fighting, they're just lying down.' 'They're ____, my Lord.'
'As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed _________ of _______ at Oxford University?'
'The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. _____ has long since departed.'
'I'm going to pump you so full of ____ that I could sharpen you and call you a ______!'
'Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests, there are tribes as yet untouched by civilisation who have developed more convincing _______ _______ impressions than yours.'
'The path of my life is strewn with _______ from the Devil's own _______ herd!'
'Sorry I'm late.' 'Oh, don't worry about it, I'm sorry you're _____.'
'Still the striking resemblance to _____ ____ at feeding time.'
'Sir, if we do happen to step on a landmine, what do we do?' 'Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant is to jump 200 feet into the air and _______ yourself over a wide area.'
'You are last in God's great chain. Unless there's an ______ around here you'd like to victimise.'
'I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in ______ and sneeze all over you.'
'Never, ever try to be _____ in my presence again.'
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'However, I'm a busy man and I can't be bothered to punch you at the moment. Here is my ____, kindly run towards it as fast as you can.'
'We're in the stickiest situation since ______ the _____ ______ got stuck on a sticky bun.'
'May the ________ ___ slip from your fire and burn your house down.'
'If I should die, think only this of me - I'll be ____ to get you!'
'Oh my God! My ________ have fallen down!'
'I think the phrase rhymes with _______ ___.'
'What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros.' 'If it was allergic to ________.'
'Two million ______, only one Flashheart.'
'Make a note of the word ____________. I like it. I want to use it more often in conversation.
'I want the dining room table so clean, you could eat your ______ off it.'
'I couldn't be more petrified if a wild __________ had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife.'
'I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off?' 'You can have the afternoon off when you ___, not before.'
'The doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. It has, apparently, taken him ten years.' 'Yes, well, I am a ____ ______ myself.'
'Yes, your Highness. Your very posture tells me 'here is a man of true greatness'.' 'Either that, or 'here are my ________, please kick them'.'
'I heard that the War started when a guy called ______ ____ shot an ostrich because he was hungry.'
'I hope your mother dies in a freak _________ accident.'
'We live in an age where illness and deformity are ___________ and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most _________ individual I have ever met.'
'This is a different thing. It's ___________ and it's called wit.'
'Baldrick, you wouldn't spot a subtle plan if it painted itself ______ and danced naked on top of a ___________, singing 'subtle plans are here again'!'
'Madam, life without you is like a broken ______.' 'Explain...' '_________.'
'It's the most pointless book since 'How To Learn _____' was translated into _____.'
'Fortune ______ on my eiderdown once more.'
'God, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?' 'The ______ ____, sir!'
'I can't see the point in the theatre. All that ___ and violence - I get enough of that at home. Except for the ___, of course.'
'For me, _____ are just like ___, tons of it about, but I never seem to get any.'
'A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the ______.'
'Your head is as empty as a ______'s underpants.'
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'Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the prince you walked over a very sharp ______ ____ in an extremely _____ ___.'
''Yes, it is', not 'That it be'. You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me. I'm not a _______.'
'Baldrick, have you any idea what irony is?' 'Yeah, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made of ____.'
'The only decent impression he can do is of a man with no ______.'
'They do say, Mrs. M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you'll soon discover when I stick this ________ ____ in your head.'
'See the little ______, see his little feet...'
'Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with an _____ fixation.'
'Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a _____ in my pocket?'
'Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, belts off, ________ down, isn't life a ______?'
'I shall return... ________________.'
'We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've moved no further than an _________ ___ with heavy shopping.'
'Well, bugger me with a ____ ____.'
'May your head fall off at an _______ moment.'
'Baldrick, repeat after me: we are not at ____ to Mr. ____-__
'I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?' 'A very small _________.'
'I lost closer friends than 'darling Georgie' the last time I was ________.'
'I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind _________. In a ___.'
'We didn't receive any messages, and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted ______!'
'Ah, Blackadder! Started talking to yourself, I see.' 'Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of ___________ ____________.'
'Their one redeeming feature is their wallets. As capacious as an _________ _______ and just as difficult to get your hands on.'
'Last person I called _______ was pregnant twenty seconds later.'
'George, who's using the ______ _____ ____ at the moment?'
'If a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small _____ _______.'
'But cross me and you'll discover that under this playful boyish _________ beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac.'
'Once upon a time, there was a lovely little _______ called Baldrick, and it lived happily ever after.'
'I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn _____, you lucky thing.'

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