Jersey Shore Quotes

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Season 1 Cast Members
My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life.
I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougers. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it.
G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry.
There's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
Season 1 Cast Members
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
It's gorilla central out there, get the f*ck up, juice-heads everywhere!
I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear.
I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.
I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ‘cause that
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

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