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Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is:
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love:
Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits, even after all that
A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
I hate these filthy
She's out of control!
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a
Nobody destroy Kif.
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions that are
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely
The key to victory is the element of surprise.
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good
Let me show you why they call me the
Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say
Kif, I've made it with a woman.
She's built like a steakhouse, but
What makes turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with
Fly the
Search them for paper.
Stop exploding,
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!
Easy, soldier! You spooked
Oh God, I've never been so happy to be
Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since
I am the man with no name:
Leela: 'Who could I possibly hurt with them?'
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary

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