Television Quiz / Futurama: Complete the Zapp Brannigan quotes

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Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions that are
Kif, I've made it with a woman.
A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
She's out of control!
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
I am the man with no name:
Oh God, I've never been so happy to be
Leela: 'Who could I possibly hurt with them?'
Stop exploding,
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the
Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits, even after all that
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the
Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple
The key to victory is the element of surprise.
Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since
Fly the
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love:
You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me
I hate these filthy
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!
Nobody destroy Kif.
Search them for paper.
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman
Easy, soldier! You spooked
Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is:
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
Let me show you why they call me the
What makes turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a
She's built like a steakhouse, but

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