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She's built like a steakhouse, but
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
I am the man with no name:
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!
Kif, I've made it with a woman.
Leela: 'Who could I possibly hurt with them?'
You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of
Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits, even after all that
Nobody destroy Kif.
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely
Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say
I hate these filthy
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the
Oh God, I've never been so happy to be
Search them for paper.
Stop exploding,
Easy, soldier! You spooked
Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is:
She's out of control!
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love:
What makes turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the
Let me show you why they call me the
Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good
The key to victory is the element of surprise.
Fly the
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions that are
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my

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