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Can you name the Zapp Brannigan quotes?

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Kif, I've made it with a woman.
Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is:
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple
Search them for paper.
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!
Oh God, I've never been so happy to be
You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of
Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits, even after all that
Leela: 'Who could I possibly hurt with them?'
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a
She's out of control!
Stop exploding,
I am the man with no name:
Nobody destroy Kif.
The key to victory is the element of surprise.
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman
What makes turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions that are
She's built like a steakhouse, but
Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since
Easy, soldier! You spooked
I hate these filthy
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
Fly the
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me
Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the
A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
Let me show you why they call me the
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love:
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my

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