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QUIZ: Can you name the Zapp Brannigan quotes?

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Kif, I've made it with a woman.
Stop exploding,
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions that are
Nobody destroy Kif.
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my
I am the man with no name:
Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love:
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a
Fly the
Search them for paper.
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the
The key to victory is the element of surprise.
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the
I hate these filthy
She's built like a steakhouse, but
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since
Leela: 'Who could I possibly hurt with them?'
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple
Let me show you why they call me the
You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of
She's out of control!
Oh God, I've never been so happy to be
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary
Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is:
Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits, even after all that
What makes turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with
A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
Easy, soldier! You spooked

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