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Can you name the Zapp Brannigan quotes?

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Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is:
Kif, I've made it with a woman.
She's out of control!
Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say
Oh God, I've never been so happy to be
What makes turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with
Search them for paper.
I hate these filthy
A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
Stop exploding,
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a
Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits, even after all that
I am the man with no name:
Easy, soldier! You spooked
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love:
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my
Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the
Leela: 'Who could I possibly hurt with them?'
Let me show you why they call me the
Fly the
Nobody destroy Kif.
You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!
She's built like a steakhouse, but
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions that are
The key to victory is the element of surprise.

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