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My girl who raises livestock in Cuba
My affection for this gorilla is prohibited by Islamic law
Where all the cuties in California hang out
I live in Maryland; he lives in Virginia
How my lover got to Lebanon
My girlfriend on the west coast of India
My girlfriend on the east coast of India
My relationship ideal: a partner who will find me something to eat with lox
My man who got a starring role in Big Hero 6
When I'm working as a lifeguard and have to look out for my darling on the mean beaches of L.A.
Where my love is sold to the highest bidder
When she started cooking with this ingredient, I knew the breakup was imminent
When my boyfriend tricks me into eating tofu by claiming it's pork
My honey from Ouagadougou
What happens when my boyfriend drinks too much of an alkaline solution
My beloved makes beautiful music, but my praise for him falls on deaf ears
P(chill | Netflix ) = P(Netflix | chill ) * P(chill ) / P(Netflix )
Ever since I started dating her, I haven't paid for a single movie or album
My sweetie who gets nauseated watching the Packers lose to the Vikings
The critics may have panned his Transformers , but I'll always love him
Technically she's the ninth brightest star in the sky... but she'll always be the brightest to me
After we split up and she kicked me out, this place became my Forbidden City
My girlfriend's most prized possession, obtained when she caught Rajai Davis's home run in the final game of the 2016 World Series
A folk singer's sweethearts
I love spreadsheets more than people; they are my...
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