Monty Python's Flying Circus Quotes

Can you name the missing words in these quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus?

QuoteMissing Words
'Yes mothers, new improved Whizzo butter containing 10% more less is absolutely indistinguishable from a _____ _____.'
'It is my belief that these ____ are labouring under the misapprehension that they're _____.'
'If I were not in the CID, a ____-_____ me!'
'I hear the _____ are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes.'
'_____? Blimey - what ever did I give the wife?'
'First, there is the _____ _____. This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.'
'With what sport is Wimbledon commonly associated?' '_____!'
'Oh no, you have to say _____ _____ to Mr Lambert because if you say 'mattress', he puts a bag over his head.'
'On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have _____ _____ for tea.'
'Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the _____ _____?'
'Well Brian... I'm opening a _____!'
'Lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out, eh? You wouldn't have had much fun in _____, would you?'
'_____ _____ - sixteen stone of pure man.'
'Why didn't you call for the police?' 'Well, I did notice that the lad with the ______ _____ was the Chief Constable for the area.'
'...fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and ____ _____ _____.'
'Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of ____ ____...'
'Right, who's got a boil on his _____?'
'Use your own, you great poovy _-_____!'
'It wasn't on the form - they found it wasn't good for business. Anyway, we've got three hundredweight of _____ in the van.'
'Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize, the ____ _____ _____ _____!'
'I was tryin' to do me butch voice, you know, '____ ____ _____ _____ _____', and they loved it, you know!'
'My name is spelt Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced '______ ______'.'
QuoteMissing Words
'Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' merely because I have a ____ _____?'
'Here you introduced your first campaign, 'Conquistador coffee brings a new meaning to the word _____.''
'My _____ is full of _____.'
'Well... he said the bloody _____ __ ____ was 1713!'
'Don't call me _____ in court!'
'Hello, I'm your new vicar. Could I interest you in _____ _______?'
'Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of _____ _____!'
'Well I want you to give me a ____, and then I go away and give it to the _____!'
'My name is Mr ____-____-_____.' 'Well you'd better cut down a bit, then!
'May I take this opportunity of emphasising that there is no _____ in the British Navy.'
'And pray, what is the most popular cheese 'round these parts?' '_____, sir.'
'P-I-T-H-E-R, as in ______.'
'My first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the _____ ______ on the plane.'
'I'll make them sit up and take notice! ______'s disease! Discovered by E Henry _____, MD!'
'...the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... _____ _____ _____ _____!'
'These IQ tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the _____.'
'No, there is no such thing as a ____ bank.'
'I've been looking it up in my bath. _____ _____ died in 1717 - it's now 1783! Answer me that!
'My heart aches and a drowsy numbness pains/My senses, as though an _____ I'd seen...'
'First they drop _____ instead of decent bombs...'
'Morning Mrs _____.' 'Morning Mrs Non-_____.'

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