Leslie, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot, ...
Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have...
There's only one thing I hate more than lying:
I can't believe we're at Hogwarts!
Andy, will you be Iceland?
Hey there! Is there a project you're working on?
Whenever Leslie asks me the Latin names of any of our plants...
I didn't actually sell my last car...
I don't know who Al Gore is...
I once threw beer at a swan...
Ron, look, I found all three differences!
What are these weird symbols on your will?
Ron, would you like some salad?
How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? 'One.' 'That's it, one drink?'
Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
April, you're like an angel with no wings.
Sometimes when you make an omelette you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelettes at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world?
Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana...
Yes, I'm a hunter...
Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances...
As Leslie's maid-of-honor, I really need her bachelorette party to go well...
If you ever speak to me in Spanish...
If you ever watch a sad movie...
Scientists believe the first human being to live 150 years has already been born...
I think you've got several options...
When I get bummed out, I take my shirt off...
When April was born, I was already in the 3rd grade, which means if we were friends back then, I would've been hanging out with a baby.
I like a strong salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field, your Steffi Graf's,Sheryl Swoopes'...
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