Another 20 Anti-Jokes Quiz Stats

Quiz Updated Sep 26, 2016

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Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
94.3%
History.
93.7%
Even if we assume a woodchuck could chuck wood, they may not actually do so unless it somehow aids their survival.
93.6%
The owl kills and eats the squirrel, as it is a bird of prey.
93.5%
Vampires aren't real.
93.3%
Dolphins. I lied about the wheels. And it being green. I lied about the whole thing.
93.2%
Because it was dead.
92.4%
Animal control is promptly called and the seal is safely returned to the sea.
92.2%
Your cardiovascular system.
92%
A horrible boating accident.
91.5%
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One.
90.8%
Neither of them are a police officer.
90.6%
One of them is I count them instead of solving them.
90.2%
Repeated absences and stealing.
89.7%
You weren't supposed to answer.
89.6%
Come in!
88.6%
Shoot, I meant glasses.
87.4%
Probably one. Changing a lightbulb is a fairly simple task, and an introvert would likely prefer to do it alone anyway.
85.6%
Whatever his name happens to be.
83.9%
His wife ducks.
82.9%

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