A little less conversation, a little more badge earning please. Jailhouse Rock: This one’s straight from The King himself. Hope that doesn’t get you All Shook Up.  Get 50% or better on Elvis #1s, Elvis Movies, and Profile: Elvis Presley to earn this badge. The Fall of Sporcle: If money really did grow on trees, […]

There are no element puns in this badge post–one more and the coppers would be after us. Mapptitude: Just promise us that if you don’t have an aptitude for latitude you won’t give us attitude. Ineptitude for longitude is no excuse for acting rude. Get 5 Map-type quizzes published to earn this badge. Speaking the […]

Despite the name, these badges aren’t too Nastily Exhausting. N.E.W.T Levels: Students scoring Trolls on their OWLs need not attempt this badge. Get 100% on Hogwarts Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Charms, and Herbology exams to earn this badge. Go C These Quizzes: What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter? “Dear customer, your internet access has been […]

Me: Wait until you’re done with your work to earn these badges. Me to me: Get all three right now. Muppetational: Earn this badge or you’ll be green with envy–and it’s not easy being green.  You’ll need 50% on Muppet Show Theme Song, The Muppet Show Guest Stars, and Muppet Movies, and The Muppets to earn […]

This week’s badges are the bee’s knees. Roaring ’20s: With a hotsy-totsy badge like this, anyone who doesn’t earn it looks like quite the wet blanket.  You’ll need 50% on 1920s Blitz, 1920s Slang, and 1920s Match-Up to earn this badge. Grand Tour: Take it from us, the hardest part of the Tour de France is the […]

These badges are in their 10080 minutes of fame. With or Without U2: Even if you love his albums, you shouldn’t try to live as dangerously as Bono–he’s always standing close to The Edge. You’ll need 100% on U2 Studio Albums to earn this badge. 15 Minutes of Fame: The first Sporcler to earn this badge […]

 I wanna stay up on Sporcle all night/and sleep in every day. -The Sporcler’s Anthem Big 4 Galore: We’re torn. We love badges, but this one makes you acknowledge that the Seattle Sonics are gone. You’ll need 100% on MLB Teams (Redux), NFL Teams (Redux), NBA Teams (Redux), and NHL Teams (Redux) to earn this badge. Rock […]

You think Sporcle is your ally? You merely adopted the badge hunt. I was born in it, molded by it. Month of Mayhem: No worries–if you make too much a mess of the town, the next badge will clean it up. Play 1 quiz on the 1st of a month, 2 on the 2nd, all the […]

Sure you can subsist off potatoes alone, but quizzes help with sanity.  The Martian: As extra incentive, if any of you earn this badge on Mars you’ll officially be the best Sporcler on the planet. Score 50% or better on Planetary Profile: Mars, Mars or Hershey, and Matt Damon Movies for this one. Wordsmith: Fridge magnets […]

Say it to yourself: “I am not a psychopath, I am a high-functioning badge hunter.” Hedge-Man: We can neither confirm nor deny that Hejman does all of his Sporcling from a hedge. Get 50% or better on 50 quizzes created by Hejman to earn this badge. Literary, My Dear Watson: If you know your Bilbo from […]

If lost, please return these badges to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sporcle. Badgesplorer: “And here we see a Sporcler in its natural habitat–crouched in front of the computer at 3am remembering Palau but not China on a geography quiz.” Play 5 quizzes you’ve never played before in each Geography subcategory. Just Keep Swimming: Hey Mr. […]

There’s a badge man waiting in the sky, he’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he’d blow our minds. Badge Oddity: Ground Control to Major Tom–earn your new badges and get your Sporcle on. You’ll need 100% on David Bowie Albums to earn this musical badge. Triple Header: Sure you can complete all […]

Gotta go fast. 2 Fast 2 Blast: Hey, is it really safe to drive this fast around all these minefields? You’ll need 100% on Multi-Category Minefield Blitz VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X to earn this badge. Historical Significance: Sure, there’d be no Sporcle or cute dog videos 1000 years ago, but there’d be so much […]

Since the invention of Sporcle badges, there have been five rated the most impressive, the most pure. These 3 left them all behind. Inconceivable!: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Get 50% or better on Follow That Line: The Princess Bride, Princess Bride Rhymes, and […]

A Sporcle badge based off of the Sporcle subcategory on Sporcle? We must go deeper. Triskaidekaphobia: You’ll need to play 13 13-minute quizzes in one day to earn this one. Or, if you’re triskaidekaphobic, play 12 780-second quizzes in one day… then play one more. Sporcle-ception: All good things have layers—Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. Cakes […]