It’s a new year, which means it’s also a new you. Well, actually it’s probably the same you, unless you underwent some dramatic butterfly-like metamorphosis. Some of us didn’t get to turn into pretty butterflies. Some of us turned into moths. Anyway, let’s not mull over that. With a new year comes another 365 days that will probably not be too different from the previous 365. Who knows, maybe if you use some of these New Year’s pick-up lines things will look on the up and up?
New Year’s Pick-Up Lines
1. Will you be my New Year’s resolution?
Let’s ignore that like 80% of resolutions fail. We’ll be different.
2. Want to ring in the New Year with a bang?
If your neighbors are still shooting off fireworks we suggest you convince them to move.
3. Let’s start some fireworks together.
Until someone forgets how to safely handle them.
4. Need someone to help you stick to your resolution?
The perfect companion to having them be your resolution. 20% of the time, works every time.
5. I’ll be the first good thing to happen to you in the New Year.
Considering how low the bar is, we’re not sure how effective this might be.
6. I’ll be your first mistake of the year.
Props to you for being more realistic about it.
7. Do you want to see two balls drop?
Not sure how either of you are going to beat a giant light up disco ball in Times Square with tens of thousands of LEDs in it, but hey, maybe you just need more champagne.
8. Cheers to a New Year and a new us.
Hopefully you weren’t among the people whose “new me” forms was actually a moth. Doubly so for the moths that come out with no mouths.
9. You make my heart go boom, boom~.
Just make sure you deploy this one with a very poor Katy Perry impression. Otherwise they’ll just think you have to use the bathroom.
Why have you been keeping that crap from last year in anyway?
10. Without you my heart would be in cham-pain.
Otherwise we’ll just have to get more champagne, until eventually we can’t feel it anymore.
11. Baby you’re a firework.
Just in case the other one didn’t quite land.
Though poor song references probably aren’t the reason it didn’t land.
12. Would you identify more as a party pooper or a party popper?
Again, why are you keeping it all in from last year?
13. I must confetti that I’m in love with you.
Hopefully you didn’t include glitter in that confetti.
14. It’s your lucky day, because I’m available all year.
Let the laughter hide the tears.
More pick-up lines that probably won’t work in real life here.
