17 Loki Quotes to Trick Your (Adopted) Sibling With

(Last Updated On: June 9, 2021)

If you have managed to wrap your brain around how much stuff Disney has crammed into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, then you might be having fun watching that new Loki show. Or it’s bad and you hate it so you’re not having fun. We’re not sure if it’s good or not yet. But Tom Hiddleston’s Loki was fun leading up to Infinity War, especially when Matt Damon played a random guy who was playing Loki in Thor: Ragnarok. So we put together some Loki quotes to… Trick your sibling with or something. 

1. “You had one job. Just the one!”

Being a Norse god must be a pretty all-encompassing job, though.

2. “Surprise!”

3. “I have been falling for thirty minutes!”

Do you think Loki ever played Portal

4. “An ant has no quarrel with a boot.”

Well nobody thought to ask the ant.

5. “Your savior is here!”

Tell that to the ant.

6. “I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

See, even Loki knows being an Asgardian/Norse deity is a pretty tough job!

7. “I am asking for safe passage… Through The Anus.”

We wouldn’t call going “through the anus” a glorious purpose. But we would call it a burden. 

8. “I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!”

Sigmund Freud would probably have a field day with Loki and Odin’s relationship.

9. “Hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all fiction.”

Maybe just psychologists in general would have a field day with Loki’s issues. 

10. “Satisfaction isn’t in my nature.”

Must be why Loki is always scheming under that horned helmet of his.

11. “Trust my rage.”

We all have to cope somehow. Didn’t think he’d cope like the Hulk though.

12. “We are not doing ‘get help.’

The real help was Taika Waititi making Thor: Ragnarok funny. 

13. “I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.”

Sometimes Loki says something and it’s… Profoundly depressing.

14. “You’ll kill me? Evidently, there will be a line.”

Can’t be longer than the lines at a convention with Hiddleston present, right?

15. “Say my name!”

Remember that time he went to ComicCon as Loki and gave a whole monologue, though?

16. “You will never be a god.”

Well Thanos did get all the colorful infinity rocks. That scene didn’t play out very well for Loki either. 

17. “hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Puny god. 


See if you know Nordic deities outside of just the ones that feature in the MCU here.

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