The 20 Best Thor Quotes from the MCU

(Last Updated On: December 20, 2019)
The 20 Best Thor Quotes from the MCU

Of the original six Avengers, the character Thor has soared above the group, gaining a fourth solo movie with potential for yet another. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor is a hero of many titles, God of Thunder, the former King of both New and Old Asgard, and, of course, the founding member of the Avengers.

His is a story of a fall from grace or, so it begins that way; he was banished to Earth by the righteous Odin. But exile wasn’t all that bad: he learned humility, fell in love, gained his power back, and lived out multiple heroic plots that have spanned the course of three movies (thus far).

He’s not all action though, he’s also quite charming. After all, who couldn’t love a wrathful god, turned semi-mortal? Here are some of the best Thor quotes from the MCU:

Best Thor Quotes

Funny Thor

“By Odin’s beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! Please! Please kind sir, do not cut my hair. No! Nooo!”

Rocket Raccoon: “What did you do?”
Thor: “I went for the head.”

Thor: “I need a horse!”
Pet Store Clerk: “We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.”
Thor: “Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

Friendship Moment Thor

Thor: “We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.”
Hulk: “Yes, Same. Hulk like fire and Thor like water.”
Thor: “Well, we’re both kind of like fire.”
Hulk: But Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.

[Captain America is using Stormbreaker] “No, give me that. [Thor trades him for Mjolnir] You have the little one.”

Heroic Thor

Eirtir: “You understand boy, you are taking on a star? It will kill you.”
Thor: “Only if I die.”

Thor: “You know it’s a trap, right?”
Tony Stark: “Yeah… but I don’t much care.”
Thor: “Good. Just as long as we’re all in agreement. [His eyes light up slowly, crack of thunder, Thor suits up with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker]. Let’s kill him properly this time.”

“I will protect Asgard and all the realms with my last and every breath, but I cannot do so from that chair. Loki for all his grave imbalance understood rule as I know I never will. The brutality, the sacrifice, it changes you. I’d rather be a good man than a great king.”

“I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them…”

Sassy Thor

“This drink, I like it! Another!”

“You people are so petty. And tiny.”

“Do I look to be in a gaming mood?”

Thor: “So, Earth has wizards now, huh?”
Dr. Strange: “Tea?”
Thor: “I don’t drink tea.”
Dr. Strange: “What do you drink?”
Thor: “Not tea.”

“Bring me Thanos!”

Sif: “I’ve got this completely under control!”
Thor: “Is that why everything is on fire?!”

Tony Stark: “The handle’s imprinted, right? Like a security code. ‘Whosoever is carrying Thor’s fingerprints’ is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor: “Yes. It’s a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one. You’re all not worthy.”

Heartfelt Thor

Dr. Strange: “So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings.”
Thor: “Worthy inclusion.”

“My God, you’re a Valkyrie… You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors. It’s about time.”

“Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.”

Odin: “You’ll be a wise king.”
Thor: “There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.”
Odin: “You’ve already made me proud.”

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