The 16 Best Marvel Pick-Up Lines Inspired by the MCU

Marvel Pick-Up Lines

It’s no secret that talking to new people can be hard. But sometimes, all it takes to meet that special someone is a solid pick-up line, and we’ve got some Marvel-ous ones to help you out. Below, you’ll find 16 Marvel pick-up lines, all which draw inspiration specifically from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Let us know how these go, but don’t blame us if your advances land you somewhere less nice than a date.

16 of the Best Marvel Pick-Up Lines

1. “Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”

This one is like the Swiss army knife of pick-up lines. They’ll probably understand that you’re referencing that cool elevator fight from The Winter Soldier, and if they’re not interested, they’ll just leave and you can move on.

Alternatively, try “before we get started, do you want to go out?

2. “I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.”

If you eventually enter a long term relationship, you can get the arc reactor removed and use it as proof that you have a heart. 60% of the time, it works every time.

3. “I’ve come to bargain.”

This one probably works best if you’re Dr. Strange and have an amulet that lets you rewind time. Either way though, it’s a nice way of letting the person you’re talking to know that you’re open to just about anything. You’ve come to bargain, after all.

Be warned though, you won’t be able to rewind time if this Marvel pick-up line misses the mark.

4. “Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.”

Apparently Captain Marvel says this. Take that for what you will. Oddly, this line seems to work best if you’re both pilots.

5. “I can do this all day.”

This definitely works best if you’ve just bought someone a drink.

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6. “I promise I won’t need any rain checks on any dances.”

Don’t be Steve Rogers and become a Capsicle to stiff your date. We know you’re not about any of that nonsense.

Mostly because you’re not a superhuman, you’re not America’s icon, and you’ve never flown a plane into the arctic to save the world, but hey.

7. “Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.”

Tell them that they’re the only ten you see while you’re at it.

Also, don’t mention Ragnarok. Or the time Thanos deleted Asgard again, after Ragnarok deleted Asgard. (It’s a touchy subject)

8. “Drop your socks and get your Crocs, let’s go on a ride.”

Do you remember Iron Man 2? We don’t either, except for that briefcase suit-up scene.

Oh and pro-tip, you might want to avoid Crocs on the first date.

9. “I’m ready for things to get really hardcore, even if you wanna blow up some moons.”

Rocket Raccoon tells Star-Lord this as he takes apart the latter’s ship to make bombs in the first Guardians of the Galaxy. It’s a fair debut for the character, so maybe it’ll help you make yours?

We don’t advise dismantling their car to make explosives, though.

10. “I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.”

Just know that Gamora said that she wouldn’t succumb to pelvic sorcery. Fair warning before you try this one: Quill takes it to the groin from her in Endgame.

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11. “Let’s fondue?”

Captain America asks if Peggy and Howard Stark “fondue,” a real thing he actually said in a movie on the record. If the dating euphemism sorta worked for Rogers, maybe you’ll finally have a shot?

12. “Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.”

Don’t look at us if this line turns your potential date into a giant green rage monster. But if you’re into that, we won’t judge.

13. “Destiny calls, our date is inevitable.”

We would be remiss to not include some Thanos in here, but if they decline it’ll cost you everything.

If you’re saying this to a stranger, don’t be surprised if they make a snap decision.

14. “I am Groot.”

Plausible deniability, since it could mean anything if they don’t understand Groot.

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15. “Hi I’m [Your first and last name]”

It’s a running gag that Tom Holland’s endearing rendition of Peter Parker tells everyone “Hi, I’m Peter Parker” whenever he meets someone new. Plus, this is an old classic applicable outside of the Marvel sphere!

16. “I love you three thousand.”

Just make sure to confirm the other person only loved you like somewhere on the 600 scale or something.

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