The 13 Best PG-13 Deadpool Quotes

The 13 Best PG-13 Deadpool Quotes
The Merc with a Mouth is not a particularly family-friendly character. The first Deadpool movie was rated R (and the parental guide page on IMDB is a doozy), as was the sequel. The comic books themselves come with a parental advisory warning, and sometimes hit the highest level Marvel has for content warnings, MAX.

That said, the quippy, fourth wall-breaking, larger-than-life superhuman (don’t call him a hero) does land some of his best dialogue when he’s not blowing the top off of every content rating system ever devised. So if you’re looking for some good Deadpool quotes that you can reference without emptying a room, look no further.

Best Deadpool Quotes

PG13 Deadpool Quotes - Common Sense

Deadpool: You know what they call cancer in Spanish?

Weasel: What do they call it?

Deadpool: El cancer.

“Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…”

PG13 Deadpool Quotes - Don't Underestimate me

“With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.”

Deadpool: So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Okay, you’ve got me in a box here.

PG13 Deadpool Quotes - Tired/Hungry

“It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.”

Vanessa Carlysle: I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.

Wade Wilson (Deadpool): You’re right. Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.

PG13 Deadpool Quotes - Fourth Wall

“Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic.”

PG13 Deadpool Quotes - Humor Defelct

Deadpool Quotes - Still Here?
“You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. What, were you expecting Sam Jackson in an eye patch?”

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