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1. From: Odd But True Facts II
SynonymToast: It’s true that vaccinations don’t work on trumpets, but it didn’t count as correct.
2. From: Odd But True Facts II
aerodynamic: :I kept incorrectly guessing syphilis and thinking, “Dang it, why can’t I get syphilis?”
3. From: Follow That Line: Mitch Hedberg
frenchfry1527: I haven’t slept for ten days. Because that would be too long.
4. From: 2 Steps from Dangle
Limerick_Man: With my cat, one day I dangled
A piece of yarn til it got tangled
I laughed as she scratched
Til I saw it attached
To my priciest sweater, now mangled
5. From: Ending with ‘A’ Blitz
armadilloking: A US president whose name ends with A? Hmm, I don’t know, better start at the beginning…