Top Comments of the Week (03/16)

We always love to read all the funny and insightful comments you leave throughout the week, so much so that we’ve decided to highlight our favorite five each and every Friday. Check out our favorite witty comments below:

1. From: Company Animals

AkatsiyaI always thought A&F’s mascot was “shirtless human male”.

2. From: Generic Brand Names (A-Z)

HambonePAI usually end up needing aspirin and bandaids after rollerblading in my speedo.

3. From: 50 Riddles

hegemon359I don’t always comment on Sporcle quizzes, but when I do, I complain about the lack of alternate answers.

4. From: Oil Reserve Countries

cdvillafanIt’s about time they stopped messing around and just invented the teleport. Preferably powered by something there’s loads of, like sand, saltwater or wasps.

5. From: Movies by Death Scene

Blackbelt737If I had to pick a way to die, it would probably be getting bitten in half by a t-rex while taking a poop.