Name the Quote of Firefly Characters

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'This must be what going mad feels like.'
 
'Mine is an evil laugh.'
 
'We are just too pretty for God to lest us die.'
 
'Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious'
 
'Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command.'
 
'Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.'
 
'That's just cause I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.'
 
'Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man.
 
'See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.'
 
'Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a spare hankie in there.'
 
'Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. ... Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
 
'Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.'
 
'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.'
 
'If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.'
 
'So does this! I call it Vera.'
 
'Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.'
 
'See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun.'
 
'So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there.'
 
'Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds.'
 
'Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.'
 
'There's obeying going on right under my nose!'
 
'Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.'
 
'Sweetie, if he had a tussle with that sasquatch, we'd be in the dirt right about now, scoopin' up the Captain's teeth.'
 
'Hey, no, we'll just set course for Planet of the Lonely, Rich, and Appropriately Hygienic Man. I'll just tell Wash, we can park there for a month.'
 
'They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!'
 
'Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride.
 
'I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming.'
 
'Also? I can kill you with my brain.'
 
'I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta move.'
 
'Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.'
 
'Well, at least they covered 'Dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot.'
 
'Every well-bred petty crook knows -- the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.'
 
(Person this question is about)'Good. 'Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.' (Person this quetion isn't about): 'They're whores.
 
'Can I start gettin' sexed already?'
 
(Important person), tell me I'm pretty...' (Unimportant person): 'Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.'
 
'Well, lady I must say...' (admiring smile) '...you're my kinda stupid.'
 
'Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.'
 
'When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor.'
 
'Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.'
 
'I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.'
 
'How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.'
 
'Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.'
 
'We live in a space ship, dear.'
 
Challenge #1: 'You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport.
 
Challenge #2: 'I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!'
 

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