Would you call me selfish?

Do you like Billie Holiday?

I think I remember Hamlet accurately.

So does anyone have any final thoughts on Cher's oration? Elton?

Why should I listen to you, anyway?

Okay, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression.

So, what did you do in school today?

I don't think they need your skis.

Hello, was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked!

Say Ambular, was that you going through my dry cleaning?

Do you know what time it is?

I'll be seeing you.

I have direction.

Christian, what do you think of Amber?

Jeepin'? Jeepin'? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car.

'Second notice on three outstanding tickets.' I don't remember getting a first notice.

Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.

Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy!

Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

You want to practice parking?

I want to do something for humanity.

You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.

You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses!

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective.

Why not? WHY NOT? Do you even know who my father is?

He your gardener. I don't know why you don't tell him.

Tai, you don't have time to change, but you can hit a few balls in those clothes.