| Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Run.' | |
| 'Thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, all right?' | |
| 'That ain't me, man! I'm...I was the guy who selling meth...allegedly.' | |
| 'Tuco wasn't my homie anymore than Charlie Manson was yours.' | |
| 'No? Alright, be that way. It's your meeting. Why don't you start talking and tell me what you want?' | |
| 'On second thought, I take that back. This is blackmail.' | |
| 'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.' | |
| 'I love the lab, because it's all still magic, you know?' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Let me get this straight. You call in sick the day after receiving a long awaited, career boosting promotion so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave?!' | |
| 'I f*cked Ted.' | |
| *DING* | |
| 'Like two nuts in a ball sack yo!' | |
| 'Then just die already!' | |
| 'You woke up. You found her. That's all you know.' | |
| 'Well, next time plan for it, would ya? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I'm just saying!' | |
| 'I hope everything is to your satisfaction.' | |
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