| Description | Movie |
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| A fat man has a knife driven through his hand into a bar where he is choked to death slowly while his eyes bulge like Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'Total Recall' | |
| A ridiculously whimsical sterotypical ghetto grandma tells a trying-to-hard white man not to worry about the vase he's about to break | |
| His head is shoved into a toilet by would-be debt collectors who destroyed his rug, the protagonist suggests that perhaps he should take another look | |
| Luke Skywalker proceeds to fight with a red lightsaber and punch the title characters of the film in the balls repeatedly | |
| Steve Buscemi sits at the bottom of an empty pool and has the creepiest tea party ever with a little girl | |
| After giving up on his 'Hide behind the glass' plan, the main character uses a suicide 'nade plan | |
| Gary Oldman plays a rasta gangster bad guy with dreads and blinged out teeth that talks jive for a five minute speech only to die shortly afterwards | |
| In one of many Mel Gibson movies driven by the plotline 'You killed someone in my family, time to pay,' Gibson slaughters like 20 guys in front of his kids with a hatchet | |
| In this scene we are supposed to believe that Tom Hanks is faster than a bunch of black guys when he outruns a slew of them on his way to a touchdown | |
| Bruce Willis realizes that taking your socks off and curling your toes while rubbing them on the carpet helps jetlag | |
| Kathy Bates tells her son who plays someone just a little mentally challenged (a frequent role for this title actor) that foosball is the devil | |
| In a masterful scene of colorful dialogue the same guy who gave us good vibrations in the 90's explains to Alec Baldwin that his mother is tired from ****ing his father | |
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