| Description | Song | Artist |
| The protagonist describes how her current beau once turned down a girl whose friends had a problem with his loose-fitting attire. | |
| A man describes, repeatedly using an expletive, how he has been wronged by his former squeeze, and does not want to recommence their relationship | |
| A description of the clothing worn by an attractive young lady in a nightclub. The lady has a penchant for slapping her own posteria and dancing close to the ground. | |
| A young lady confesses her enjoyment of a fleeting sapphic encounter. | |
| A Japanese city worker practises martial arts and takes dietary supplements in order to fight several rose-coloured automatons | |
| Adoration and embraces are offered to everyone born between 1980 and 1989. | |
| A woman bemoans her inability to write songs, despite having read the work of romantic poets over urban music. Also, the song features a comic pronounciation of 'hyperbole' | |
| The singer declares his life to be boring and fantasizes about the life of a successful musician | |
| | Description | Song | Artist |
| The reasons for gun crime in the black community are explored. The sexual advances of the government are ignored. | |
| A man simply lists his drugs of choice | |
| The singer wishes to spend his girlfriend's cash at a homosexual establishment, and then insert an unspecified object into her. | |
| A young lady bemoans her youthful social awkwardness and repremands people for referring to her by the wrong moniker | |
| We are encouraged to bad mouth the contemporaries of the singer, as they simply wont care about us until we care about them. Both groups are blamed. Simple, really. | |
| Two girls plan to elope, leaving behind their disapproving parents. Each one's words will not leave the other's memory. | |
| The musician claims his genre suffers critically from his absence. He also claims to have a menstrual cycle. | |
| We, the audience, are encouraged to raise our arms in appreciation of a certain Michigan city, beloved of the musican | |
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