| Death | Movie | Character |
| Took a cow-related plunge off a cliff | |
| Crushed by a satellite antenna after somehow surviving a fall to the dish | |
| Shot by his partner after committing 'sense offense' | |
| Shot by the only remaining protagonist in the movie | |
| Shot by an unnecessarily large number of arrows | |
| Defeated in a fistfight, impaled on an anchor, then blown up | |
| Killed in a shootout with the police | |
| Spear-gunned in the neck, then dangled off a walkway | |
| Buried alive, after unwisely digging up a grave | |
| While Martin Septim did become a dragon, which itself died, video games don't count. | |
| Fortunately for him, Sean plays Odysseus, so he's safe for this movie, as well any forthcoming sequel. | |
| The heroic Richard Sharpe never falls in battle. How could you think such a thing? | |
| Nicolas Cage's encyclopedic knowledge of history is only good enough to get Ian Howe arrested, apparently. | |