| They never die | Answer |
| Old golfers never die, they simply lose their... | |
| Old mountaineers never die, they simply lose their... | |
| Old chess players never die, they simply go to... | |
| Old tobogganists never die, they are simply... | |
| Old yachtsmen never die, they simply... | |
| Old skaters never die, they simply lose their... | |
| Old ski jumpers never die, they simply lose their... | |
| Old tennis players never die, they simply run out of... | |
| Old croquet players never die, they simply... | |
| Old fishermen never die, they simply... | |