| Chalkboard Gag | Missing word |
| Spongebob is not a xxxxxxxxxxxxx | |
| It's Facebook, not xxxxxxx | |
| xxxxxx gum is not funny | |
| A xxxx is not an answer | |
| xxx is not one of the 4 food groups | |
| My homework was not stolen by a xxx-xxxxx man | |
| xxxxxx burns are not our cultural heritage | |
| Rudolph's red nose is not xxxxxxx related | |
| Organ transplants are best left to the xxxxxxxxxxxxx | |
| Funny noises are not xxxxx | |
| | Chalkboard Gag | Missing word |
| The pledge of allegiance does not end in Hail xxxxx | |
| 'Non-Flammable' is not a xxxxxxxxx | |
| Goldfish don't xxxxxx | |
| No-one wants to hear from my xxxxxxx | |
| I am not authorized to xxxx substitute teachers | |
| I did not see xxxxx | |
| It's potato, not xxxxxxx | |
| I will not Xerox my xxxx | |
| I will not xxxxx the National Anthem | |
| Bart Bucks are not legal xxxxxx | |
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