Obscure Simpsons Quotes

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'All these rules, I feel like I'm in a strip club'
 
'Why do people run from me?'
 
'Mmm, my brilliant beast'
 
'I'm cold, and there are wolves after me'
 
'Take your best shot! I'm wearing seventeen layers!'
 
'Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six leprechauns!'
 
'Tumble dry... Oooh lah lah.'
 
'Please don't tell anyone how I live'
 
'Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.'
 
'I was saying boo-urns.'
 
'But sir this man not only failed the aptitude test he got trapped in a closet on his way out.'
 
'Have the Rolling Stones killed.'
 
'Fly! To the Canary Islands!'
 
'Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.'
 
'A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.'
 
'That's it. I cannot work under these conditions. If anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs at McDougal's.'
 
'The Swedish are coming! The Swedish are coming!'
 
'Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.'
 
'The phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.'
 
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
 
'Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three 'Highlander' movies.'
 
'Actually, we're Quantum Presbyterians'
 
'It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won.'
 
'A rude Frenchman. Why I never.'
 
'Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.'
 
'Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather.'
 
'______, why are there children walking on my head?'
 
'I have a life outside you, Bart.'
 
'As you know, Bart, one day your permanent record will disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.'
 
'Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.'
 

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