| Quote | Movie | Year |
| Now, you must wear the cone of shame. | |
| I wish I knew how to quit you | |
| All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words. | |
| There's no news, boys, so go out there and make some news. Rob a bank, mug an old lady, whatever - just do something. | |
| Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat? | |
| So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees? | |
| Why would anyone want to kill Sir William? | |
| So long... partner. | |
| When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you. | |
| Stop the bus, stop, my wife's been hurt. | |
| What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo? | |
| Your aunt is a very lucky woman Angelica. She has two lives. The life she is living, and the book she is writing. | |
| No tickee, no laundry! | |
| But what if my actions are damaging the crown? | |
| What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food? | |
| Do you wanna know why our son is dead? Do you really wanna know? | |
| When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet. | |
| The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places; and one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over. | |
| Drop the 'The.' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner | |
| I just want to be perfect. | |
| If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family | |
| Havin' balls is good boy. Just don't let 'em get you hurt. | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Oooh, that's a bingo! | |
| There's enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus. If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable. | |
| Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake | |
| I love to see a woman playing the cello. | |
| I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. | |
| It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking. | |
| Mo cuishle means my darling. My blood. | |
| A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands. | |
| Amsterdam... I'm New York... don't you never come in here empty handed again, you gotta pay for the pleasure of my company | |
| I am determined to serve and give my life for my country. | |
| Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the stairs? Or if I end up wetting the bed? | |
| Impure thoughts. The woman who runs the chocolaterie... | |
| I'm in pretty deep doodoo here. | |
| You are not LaBoeuf. | |
| For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up | |
| Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns? | |
| You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. | |
| Well, Sy and I have become very close. In short, I think it's time to start talking about a divorce. | |
| In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank | |
| It's the book I was always meant to write | |
| If people die the moment that they graduate, then surely it's the things we do beforehand that count. | |
| I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive. | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Ffff... fornication? | |
| Do I look like I'm negotiating? | |
| There is no peace at the end of this. | |
| You create the world of the dream. We bring the subject into that dream and fill it with their subconscious. | |
| I'm the one who's fighting. Not you, not you, and not you. | |
| Sometimes I think, I think all three of us got in that car... | |
| I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to. I don't mean to. | |
| Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you! | |
| I'm saying that when the President does it, it's *not* illegal! | |
| That's as much my horse as it is yours. | |
| If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. | |
| Quarantine. Q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e. Quarantine. | |
| I am very, very sorry for the terrible distress that I have caused you. I am very, very sorry... | |
| Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. | |
| I see you. | |
| Always remember your promise to me. Never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple. | |
| You've come to the wrong shop for anarchy, brother. | |
| I'm gonna break through or somebody gonna break through to me. | |
| I was fifteen. I was coming home from school. I was feeling ill. And a woman helped me. | |
| Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal. | |
| The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. | |
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