| 'Snappy' Answer | Stupid Question | Artist |
| Actually, she's usually staying in with him | |
| After the cowgirls (or the girl cows, I can't remember) | |
| As soon as you stop whining about it | |
| Because I'm a groupie and you're in the band, that's why | |
| Because, unlike my enemies, I can choose my friends | |
| Either Mormons or JW's. I can't see the pamphlets | |
| I don't love you today | |
| I live in Seattle. What do you think? | |
| In the body of Dr Frankenstein's monster | |
| It's Rihanna. Just how much did you have to drink? | |
| Only everybody with a watch or a cell phone | |
| Never mind that. What about the big game? | |
| Nothing much, chauvinist pig | |
| Only when you're talking to me | |
| Only when you're talking to me | |
| Probably not, but they may know when it's Ramadan | |
| Staples doesn't have enough paper for me to make the complete list | |
| Stevie, shouldn't you be saying 'Is ______ _______'? | |
| The same place as your hygiene and sense of decency | |
| What gave it away? My Hogwarts underwear? | |
| Yeah, but you're this nobody | |
| Yes, but I have a thing for geriatrics | |
| Drastic climate change will. Go drastic climate change! | |
| Well, yes and no | |