Veronica: Your guys would do anything for you, Ted.

Ted: Never give up. That’s what I tell my daughter. She tells me to stop telling her

Linda: You love rules. You should marry a rule. And have little rule children. And build a house made of rules.

Veronica: If you have any problems, any at all, you come see me…

Ted: The company does all sorts of crazy things, that doesn’t mean we have to be crazy too.

Phil: Why don't you go talk to her? Lem: Talk to her? Would you talk to a rainbow or a sunset?

Veronica: A female mentor would have been very valuable for a young Veronica, bursting with potential, yet vulnerable, like a fawn in the woods

Veronica: I know I've been distracted lately, but I'll be fine. I'm just living an exciting and full life, burning the candle at both ends.

Veronica: God, you people are paranoid.

Ted: The Germans are worried about working with us because ironically, they think that Veridian is ruthlessly efficient and bent on world domination.

Linda: Can't we develop one product that doesn't end up being used to kill people?

Veronica: Do singing birds and mice dress you and brush your hair in the morning?

Phil: Oh, god, Lem, you're using science for no good

Linda: There's really no middle ground with you.

Chet: Look at that...I've never seen Olivia so crazy for anyone as she is for your daughter.