| Clue | Character |
| I was in juvie. | |
| I sprout mung beans in my desk drawer. They smell like death. | |
| I trapped a bat on Meredith's head. | |
| I hurt my ankle after Mike played around with the forklift. | |
| I invented the 'Suck It!' | |
| I am computron. | |
| Everyone saw my boob on Casual Friday. | |
| I was lost at sea at the beach. | |
| I used my breast pump and Creed stared at me. | |
| Michael is turned on by my daughter. | |
| I was suspended from school so my mom brought me in to work. | |
| I am a huge soccer fan and hate Jim Halpert. | |
| I put Michael's mug in jello. | |