| Quote | Word | Character |
| 'Relationships are like a _____.' | |
| 'Ted, honey, I want you to go outside and ____ the curb. I'll be there in a minute...' | |
| A handshake is too formal and a ____ is just like a public dry hump.' | |
| 'It's good to know _____ ______ can take the rock to the hole.' | |
| 'I can't break 15 _____ with my forehead!' | |
| 'Attention _____! I am Barney from America, and I'm here to fix your backward ass country!' | |
| 'You know who didn't do a lot of operating on _____ in college? Dr. X!' | |
| 'Every Sunday, right here, it's gonna be a total ____ fest.' | |
| 'Actually, past that, to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the ______.' | |
| 'I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my _____ all the time!' | |