| Quote | Being Impersonated | Not Ready For Primetime Player |
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| 'Fascinating, Captain. It would appear to be an early gas combustion vehicle, at least two or three hundred years old' | |
| 'I'm not going to belabor the fact that Mr. Ford was appointed -- not elected, but appointed -- by far the most corrupt president' | |
| 'All I need is someone, whoa oh oh oh, yeah!' [stands up on one foot, performs a 720-degree spin and flips himself to the ground] | |
| 'Repeat. Identify yourself.' [ viewscreen shows a maroon 1968 Chrysler limo flying behind them ] 'What kind of ship is that, Mr. Spock?' | |
| Oh holy tamale I can't tell you, I'm so hootchie-hootchie-hootchie -- [shakes her chest at Gern Blanston] | |
| 'Hello.' [giggles] 'Pleased to meet you both!' [to Bob Marley] 'I just love your 'reggie' music. It's so cute.' | |
| We're gonna go over turn to this song by Mr. Mike, 'Nice.. And Easy' and we're gonna finish.. rough. This is how we do 'Proud Mary.' | |
| How’s your LOVE life?: [looking lost] 'It’s, uh... toilet' | |
| 'Oh, that's reggae [not reggie], Miss Parton' | |
| 'Yeah! I am the champ of the world. To all, this is known! Now, let's talk about this turkey -- Sylvester Stallone!' | |
| 'Crap! Oh! Oh, now I've done it - I've cut the dickens out of my finger' | |
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| 'Oh, Miss Slice. You know, I've never actually seen you perform, but I've heard that you're very, very hot. Do have a good show, really!' [Candy burps] | |
| Richard Nixon: Don't you want to pray, you Christ-killer?: 'I don't vant to get into zat again, Mr. President. | |
| 'Well, Abe, you were lucky. They shot you. Come on clot! Move up to my heart! Kill me! Kill me!' | |
| 'Baby, there's TWO things you know about (Being Impersonated) : #1. that he stands perfectly still when he sings, and #2. he always wears his shades!' | |
| Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Celebrity Weight Lifting: Oh, I... I think it's my collarbone... I... I think I broke it' | |
| 'Hello, everyone. I hope you're as excited as I'm pretending to be, because we're ready to play Family Feud' | |
| 'That's right. I've started on a strict diet. Nothing but chicken' | |
| 'Times have changed, you know, and young people have changed with them.' [ she does a spin ] 'Even as we stand still! Leave him alone, and chances are he'll grow out of it. | |
| 'I do have two major announcements.' [ awkward pause ] 'To make. Whoop!' [ suddenly falls to the fall behind the podium ] 'Uh-oh!' [ stands back on his feet ] 'No problem. No probl | |
| 'Alright, now let's get a wide shot of this - I can boogie just like the next guy! I mean, the little walk.' [demonstrates ] 'You know, the big thing with your leg.' | |
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