| Quote | Weekend Update Anchor | Years |
|---|
| 'I'm (Anchor) and your not' | |
| 'Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow' | |
| 'Good night and watch out' | |
| 'Good night and good news' | |
| 'Good evening, and what can I tell ya?' 'That's the news, and I am outta here!' | |
| 'I'm (Anchor), and that's news to me' | |
| 'I'm (Anchor), and now for the fake news' 'That's the way it is.' | |
| 'That's my story, and I'm sticking to it' | |
| 'Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow' (throw a pencil) | |
| 'Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow' | |
| 'Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow' 'Really!?! With (Anchor) & (Anchor)' | |
| 'From Weekend Update, I am (Anchor)! Good Night !' | |
The Simpsons
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Name That Sitcom
