| Quote | SNL character(s) | Cast Member |
| 'Sorry' | |
| 'Ohhhh noooooooooooooo...' | |
| 'Well, isn't that special?' | |
| 'I am (character).' '...And I am (character)' '...And we are here to pump [handclap] you up.' | |
| 'Extreme Close-Up', 'Shwiiiiiiing' | |
| 'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YA' | |
| 'I'm a soul man' | |
| 'I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!' | |
| 'Astronauts to the Moon!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!' | |
| 'I'm (Character) and your not' | |
| 'Your gonna love my balls' | |
| 'I'm (character), Damit' | |
| 'Two wild and crazy guys' | |
| 'Jane you ignorant slut' | |
| 'Thats crazy, (character) Safari Planet' | |
| 'who's that spartan in my tee pee', 'it's me,it's me' | |
| 'Rick, Rick, Rick' | |
| 'You can't have-a de (character)!' | |
| 'Check the woofers, got a real hot mic up here' | |
| 'Crap! Oh! Oh, now I've done it - I've cut the dickens out of my finger' | |
| 'I'm (Character) and that's news to me' | |
| 'That's the news, and I am OUTTA HERE' | |
| 'I'm gonna be around for a long time. On the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year' | |
| 'Good evening, this is the fake news' | |
| 'If the moon were made of barbecue spareribs wouldy'a eat it?' | |
| 'Well, la-dee-frickin-da!' | |
| Nipola, nipola, nipola, nipola! (Character) Grande Stiffo! Bye Bye! | |