| Description | Name |
| Has an absurd name; Will have a witchcraft degree; Wants to help England | |
| A doctor of sorts; Sells off magic 'With a flair'; Is strangely charming | |
| Has reached puberty; 'The age of not believing'; The oldest sibling | |
| A sweet, brown-haired girl; More mature than her brothers; Acts like a mother | |
| The youngest sibling; Says 'Cor!' more than other words; Often speaks his mind | |
| A witches best friend; He is unpleased by his master; Sent with a lesson | |