| Quotes | Character |
| Well, we can't all come and go by bubble! | |
| I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow. | |
| Um...lemons and melons and pears... | |
| Where I come from, we believe all kinds of things that aren't true- we call it history. | |
| My dear, you mustn't get wet. | |
| I can't harbor a fugitive. I'm an unelected official! | |
| Just wear the frock. It's pretty! | |
| Something bad is happening in Oz... | |
| Miss... Miss... Glinda? | |