Darla: 'Are you sure this is a good idea?'

Willow: 'No! Get off!'

Giles: 'This is madness! What can you have been thinking?'

Xander: 'May I cut in? Are you alright?' Buffy: 'Thanks to you!'

Buffy: 'We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history!'

Kyle: 'Oh, look. It's Buffy and all her friends.' Buffy: 'That's a witty.'

Master: 'Zachary didn't return from the hunt last night.' Darla: 'The Slayer.'

Moloch (in Italian): 'Carlo, my dear one. Do you love me? I can give you everything.'

Demon: 'I will be whole. I will be new.' Cordelia: 'Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.'

Buffy: 'No! No! No...' Joyce: 'Yes. It's time to get up for school.'

Cordelia: 'I just love springtime. Me and bright spring fashions!'

Xander: 'Would you, um...date me? Oh that's good! Date me! It's terrible, right?'

Willow: 'Ok, um...' Xander: 'It's your turn.' Willow: 'I, alright, okay, uh...'

Buffy: 'C'mon, Stephan, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting.'

Snyder: 'A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as you pal. I say, 'Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner'.'

Buffy: 'This is so unfair.' Willow: 'I don't think it's that bad.'

Xander: 'Is she dying?' Buffy: 'I think she's singing.'

Cordelia: 'I know. Is the Bronze so not happening? Or what?'

James: 'C'mon, Mom. She's always late.' Drusilla: 'Are you lost?'

Custodian: 'Can I help you?' Philip: 'Rupert Giles! I need to see him!'

Xander: ''Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company'?'

Buffy: 'Okay, one more time. You're the who?!'

Xander: 'You don't know what you're talking about.' Willow: 'Xander, he was obviously in charge.'

Buffy: 'Come on, Mom, please?' Joyce: 'I'm sorry, honey.'

Willow (in French): 'The hippo stole his pants.'

Spike: 'I'm not happy, pet. Angel and the Slayer are still alive.'

Willow: 'Hi.' Oz: 'Oh, that's what I was gonna say.'

Xander: 'So, what do you think?' Buffy: 'It's nice.'

Angelus: 'Passion. It lies in all of us.'

Buffy: 'Non-vampire. Plus two.' Willow: 'Hi.'

Ben: 'Hey. I'm Ben. We had Algebra II together last year.' Buffy: 'Sorry, I pretty much repress anything math-related.'

Xander: 'All I'm saying is, it's a stupid idea to have a victory party at the beach. It's officially nippy.'

Angelus: 'There's moments in your life that make you, that set the course of who you're gonna be.'

Police Office: 'Freeze! Put your hands up.'

Willow: 'That's right, Big Boy.'

Buffy: 'Mom?' Joyce: 'Oh! Buffy. Um...'

Willow: 'I'm giddy.' Oz: 'Oh, I like you giddy. Always have.'

Buffy: ''One night after supper, the lead dog turned up a snowshoe rabbit.''

Cordelia: 'I think we should get a limo.'

Giles: 'And on that tragic day, an era came to its inevitable end.' That's all there is. Are you ready?' Buffy: 'Hit me.'

Willow: 'Oz! Hey! Have a seat... Except, we don't have any seats.'

Willow: 'This is a nightmare. This is... My world is spinning.' Xander: 'It's not that bad, Willow, really.' Willow: '740?!'

Buffy: 'Nnnrrf! Nnrrf!' Willow: 'Oh, God! Demon! Demon! What kills a demon!'

Angelus: 'Daniel. Where were you going?'

Joyce: 'Is it a vampire?'

Buffy: 'Gotcha!' Angel: 'Uhh! Right in the heart.'

Willow (in Latin): 'Do not conceal any longer.' Buffy: 'Now!'

Faith: 'So, what, you're telling me never?!' Buffy: 'Faith! Really, now is not the time!'

Reporter: 'We go now live to our field reporter, who is standing by at the waterfront with this breaking news about the murder that has shocked the Mayor and residents...'

D'Hoffryn: 'Do not ask again.' Anya: 'But...'

Buffy: 'Well.' Angel: 'Well.' Buffy: 'That was very...artistic.'

Buffy: 'You demons can't resist a run and stumble, can you? One down, one...gone.'

Wilkins: 'Alright, you can open them up now.' Faith: 'Fab. What's the occasion?'

Buffy: 'What? Do I have funny bed hair or something?' Angel: 'Or something?'

Cordelia: 'I can't believe this loser look. I lobbied so hard for the teal. No one ever listens to me. A lone fashionable wolf.'

Vampire: 'There's no one here, Sir.' Wilkins: 'No.'

Buffy: 'Anything?' Willow: 'Ah! 'Introduction to the Modern Novel'.'

Buffy: 'Wow, this music is so...so...' Kathy: 'I know!'

Willow: 'Hey look. Parker's here. You're not looking? He looks really cute in green.'

Xander: 'I don’t know, I was going for ferocious, scary, but it’s coming out more dryly sardonic.' Willow: 'It does appear to be mocking you with its eye holes.'

Parker: 'Buffy?' Buffy: 'Parker? Stay down.'

Buffy: 'Thanks for the relocate. I perform better without an audience.'

Forrest: 'Women. Young, nubile, exciting. Each one a mystery, waiting to be unlocked. Think any of them are gonna show?'

Vampire: 'Oh!' Buffy: 'Looking for me?'

Girl: 'Hey, thanks Riley.' Riley: 'Looks good. Oh, hey Buffy.' Buffy: 'Is there something you want to tell me?'

Walsh: 'So this is what it is.. talking about communication, talking about language...not the same thing.'

Buffy: 'Somebody should speak before one of us graduates.'

Riley: 'We're not expecting anyone, are we?' Buffy: 'Willow said she was going to be at the science library all night.'

Willow: 'I implore you, Neisa, blessed goddess of chance and fortune, heed my call. Send to me the heart I desire.'

Buffy: 'So Maggie sends me down into the sewers with one of those blasto guns and the next thing I know it's raining monsters.' Xander: 'Hallelujah.'

Riley: 'Why does it bug you so much that I'm hanging with her?'

Police Officer: 'It's good you called. We've been looking for this girl since she broke out of the hospital.'

Buffy: 'Xander, Anya!' Willow: 'Buffy another one! Buffy!'

Buffy: 'Okay, you get Fang, I'll get Horny. I mean...Whoo!'

Tara: 'Do you like cats?'

Ward: 'And the men?' McNamara: 'These are exceptional boys. Their capture ration just keeps increasing.'

Buffy: 'Riley? Riley?'

Buffy: 'Are you sure you'll be all right? Cause I can be there in the morning.' Riley: 'It's just a debriefing.'

Buffy: 'Ha! Touchdown! Oh yeah. Go team me.'

Giles: 'There is nothing but you. You are the center.'

Xander: 'Wish I had something food-like you offer you guys, but the hot plate's out of commission.' Anya: 'We think that cat peed on it.'

Buffy: 'Riley?' Riley: 'Buffy, what are you doing here?'

Monk (in Czech): 'It's coming. It's going to kill us!'

Willow: 'Tell me a story.' Tara: 'Ok.'

Buffy: 'You know, it's probably none of my business, but I just gotta ask...you smell this bad when you were alive?'

Dawn: 'What is a CAT scan, exactly?'

Joyce: 'Listen you two, I know this creamed spinach is pretty delicious, but I promise, I won't be offended if you go out for some real food.'

Giles: 'Just me. sorry. Can I get you anything?' Buffy: 'No, thank you.' Giles: 'Riley?'

Xander: 'You ever have that feeling where there's something you know you're supposed to do and you forgot what it was?'

Buffy: 'Here, I'll get that. Sorry. Mom's still not a hundred percent, and I guess I haven't really been taking up the slack.'

Buffy: 'Look, I know Mom wants to gather and make with the merry tomorrow night, but with everything that's going on...'

Spike: 'Bleeding crime, is what it is. Jacking up the bar price to pay for fixing up this sinkhole.'

Buffy: 'Spike! Spike wants me, how obscene is that?'

Buffy: 'Hey, Mom.'

Giles: 'Buffy, you're here. You alright?'

Buffy: 'Giles, you don't have to help. You cooked.' Giles: 'Oh, come on, I quite like to cook.'

Buffy: 'Professor Lillian?' Professor: 'Buffy.' Buffy: 'I'm sorry that I missed lecture today.'

Dawn: 'Buffy!' Buffy: 'We have to keep moving!'

Murk: 'Quickly, quickly! Already we're behind schedule! Someone's bound for a beheading.'

Vampire: 'Gave me a pretty good run there. Bet the blood's just pumpin'.'

Spike: 'I'm never gonna get anything killed with you lot holding me back.'

Tara: 'Willow, Xander! They're not here.'

Willow: 'She's at home. She has to be. We're, we just need to get there, and she'll be there.'

Buffy: 'So. We meet at last, Mister Drippy.'

Buffy: 'Hello?' Willow: 'Buffy?' Buffy: 'Oh. Yup, it's me, and I brought dinner.'

Anya: 'Um, everything on this table's half off. Including the table.'

Buffy: 'Every single night, the same arrangement: I go out and fight the fight.'

Spike: 'Can we talk?' Buffy: 'Vocal-cord-wise, yes. With each other? No.'

Man: 'I'm sure we can work something out.' Woman: 'A deal of some sort. Anything you want.' Buffy: 'I always wanted a pony.'

Dawn: 'What time is it?' Tara: 'Almost seven. God, I just closed my eyes for a minute.'

Dawn: 'Candles? We can't have candles?'

Xander: 'Now I get Warren being the supervillainy type, but I thought Jonathan completely learned that lesson. I never even heard of this other guy.'

Buffy: 'Uh...we missed the bed again.'

Buffy: 'I'm sorry.' Dawn: 'It's ok.' Buffy: 'No, we're gonna sit down and have a real dinner. Someday.'

Todd: 'You see, Buffy, the thing you gotta learn about the Palace, and this takes a while, is that job security all boils down to one simple thing: Politics.'

Willow: 'Buffy, it's hideous. Oh my god, Buffy. Look at its arms!'

Andrew: 'Oh man, your face was pricless.' Jonathan: 'Yeah, real funny.'

Warren: 'Ha ha!' Andrew: 'They're getting to the gate!'

Willow: 'When did morning happen?' Tara: 'After the moon went down.'

Xander: 'She's in the back! This way!'

Xander: 'I think I'm gonna be sick.' Anya: 'Again?' Buffy: 'Xander, we don't have time.'

Buffy: 'Giles?'

Buffy: 'It's about power.'

Girl (in German): 'From beneath you, it devours.'

Man: 'Hi. How are you doing?' Woman: 'Hi, honey. Good.'

Xander: 'Hey.' Buffy: 'Sorry.' Xander: '33 minutes. Since when do we go through all this trouble for one lousy vampire.'

Dawn: 'My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.' Willow: 'Got it.'

Xander: 'You're gonna live in that small room over there. I know it looks like a closet, but it's a room now.'

Buffy: 'Here we go.'

Xander: 'OK, OK, I'm coming. I'm up. It's 4:30 in the morning. Sweet mamalooshin. Who is it?' Buffy: 'It's me.'

Dawn: 'So the basement was filled with bodies?' Willow: 'Apparently.' Dawn: 'And Spike could've sired countless others and buried them around town?'

Xander: 'It's a loop...like the Mummy Hand. I'm doomed to replace these windows for all eternity. You know, maybe we should just board these up until things are less hellmouthy.'

Buffy: 'Hey! Try picking on someone my own size.' Bringer: 'Ow.'

Spike: 'Ok, these two are dead. Why?' Rona: ''Cause the black chick always gets it first?'

Giles: 'Are you sure you'll be alright?' Dawn: 'You'll only be gone two days.'

Giles: 'I understand. I'll take care of i--'

Buffy: 'Chloe? It is Chloe, right?' First Slayer: 'It's not enough.'

Andrew: 'Oh, hello there, gentle viewers.'

Spike: 'Well, all right. Got the moves, don't you? I'm gonna ride you hard before I put you away, luv.' Nikki: 'You sure about that?'

Shannon: 'Stop! Stop, please!' Caleb: 'What's going on?'

Clem: 'Hey, you.' Buffy: 'Hey.' Clem: 'Can you believe this mishegaas?'

Giles: 'Power to the people? You sound like a child of the seventies.' Kennedy: 'What we're saying is we're in charge of ourselves.'

Faith: 'Get down!'

Angel: 'Well, I guess that qualifies as happy to see me.'