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| In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl. | |
| Have you ever been punched in the jejunum? | |
| Who the **** is Bambi? | |
| Oh, did you wanna apologize for cheating on me? Twice. | |
| Jackies teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine off the court. | |
| No. I like to smoke when I drink. | |
| Jackie, Love Me Sexy is the worst song I've ever heard. | |
| No, no, Jackie, don't bite yourself! | |
| Oh hey, great back door cut for the layup against the Amigos last Friday night man! | |
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| Corndogs, Jackie! Corndogs, for all these people! | |
| It's written in glitter, man. Can't you just, you know, like, write me a regular-size check? | |
| Yeah, 'cause I vote we keep them blow jobs, Jack. | |
| Just open your eyes with your fingers, guys. It's really nice. | |
| Yes, right on! | |
| That's not the problem, Jackie. The problem is... we suck | |
| How come it says 'Monix' on your jersey when your name's 'Pussy'? | |
| You were never in 'Nam, you jive turkey. | |
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