| Quote | Character |
| Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying! | |
| Strong you are. But stronger am I! Hurt you I will! | |
| Because I left my bazooka at home. Sheesh! Give me a break, here. | |
| Yes, Mallow, it's time for you to take the bus! | |
| Fungah! Foiled again! | |
| Are you... leaking? | |
| We're pretty sure Mr. Moustache can't break in here. But that turtle looks pretty mean! | |
| Of course it's there! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish! | |
| Booster, sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake. | |
| I am matter. I am antimatter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time and I will consume you! | |
| | Quote | Character |
| What? How dare you dodge the barrel! | |
| We fight for evil! We live for disorder! We like what we do! We struggle for chaos! We are... | |
| If you defeat me, you still won't beat me! Beware the flood! | |
| You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses. | |
| YOU FOOLS! | |
| Over here, NOW! I'll crush you all! | |
| Oops, I think... I missed! | |
| The chain, Mario! Hit the chain! | |
| You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin! | |
| That's 'STAR ROAD', my fluffy little friend... | |
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