| Context | Character | Oh the humanity |
| Something good..something good...You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile | |
| By the way, I got a piercing over there. I'm not gonna tell you where, but it wasn't my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls. | |
| I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts! | |
| They sent you a card, but it said 'for Peter' on it so you must have thought it was from you. You know what, it's just easier to call you an idiot. | |
| It gone rain! | |
| I've never done it with a Spanish chick before...Ole! | |
| A bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a total bitch. Diane? | |
| My name isn't Adam We...or is it? Who am I? | |
| Make like Siamese twins and split....and then, and then one of you die. | |
| Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex, I called Lois Frank. Your move Sherlock | |
| We can settle this like reasonable, sexy adults. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PMs wins! | |