| Quote | Cockaldoodle-who? | Episode |
| I mean, if it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day... | |
| I'll give you 200, that's a Pony and... | |
| He drinks that yellow stuff in tins... | |
| Woah... | |
| Quite frankly, you'll be picking up your teeth... | |
| Flatley my dear... | |
| Im 47, My girlfriend's 33, she's 14 years younger than me... | |
| Straight away, you've got them by the... | |
| Technically, Lynn, your life's not... | |
| 'What did you have for breakfast this morning Camp David? Ooooooh... | |