| idiotic thing that was said | idiot that said it |
| 'When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music.' --said in 1991 | |
| 'They misunderestimated me.' --said in Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000 | |
| 'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.' --said in LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 | |
| 'And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, are underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.' -said about Katrina victims | |
| '[T]he slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America.' --said in Senegal, July 8, 2003 | |
| 'The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany.' --said in Washington D.C., May 5, 2006 | |
| 'I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.' --said in Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 | |
| 'I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands.' --said in Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008 | |
| 'Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?' --said during a tour of Auschwitz in 1989 | |
| 'One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end.' --said in Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003 | |
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