| Fruity Quote | Movie Title | Year |
| 'And I'd like STRAWBERRY instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing.' | |
| 'Never rub another man's RHUBARB.' | |
| '...and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour LEMON juice on it?' | |
| 'No, crazy is walking down the street with half a CANTALOUPE on your head, muttering: 'I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster.'' | |
| 'I can't have a BLUEBERRY as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?' | |
| 'It's useful being top BANANA in the shock department.' | |
| 'You know what could really help you sort through these important issues? ORANGE mocha frappuccino!' | |
| 'RASPBERRY. There's only one man who would dare give me the RASPBERRY: Lone Star!' | |
| 'I'm your HUCKLEBERRY.' | |
| 'I told him that I could not only beam a GRAPEFRUIT from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form.' | |
| 'Hey, sewer rat may taste like PUMPKIN pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er.' | |
| | Fruity Quote | Movie Title | Year |
| 'Y'know, I could eat a PEACH for hours.' | |
| 'Oh, now I see what you're saying. It had to be Professor PLUM in the library with the candlestick.' | |
| 'Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?' 'Yeah, sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat GRAPES.' | |
| 'Then explain to me why there is black forest CHERRY cake in your cleavage!' | |
| 'Now when you pick a pawpaw / Or a prickly PEAR/ And you prick a raw paw / Well, next time beware / Don't pick the prickly PEAR by the paw.' | |
| 'What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the 'ape' in APRICOT? What have they got that I ain't got?' | |
| 'It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is CRANBERRY juice for 72 hours.' | |
| 'It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound COCONUT.' | |
| 'How do you like them APPLES?' | |
| Visible Bonus: 'Hey, Tony, where'd you get that scar...Eating PINEAPPLE?' | |
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