'Where are the Chi Os? I thought this was a mixer.'
'We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinking it'll be all scary and sh*t but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a condo...'
'Dude, walk away dude, it's not worth it.'
'Okay, look... Umm, me feels no agenda to meeting and vacuum in leadership position so me has composed 12 point plan for good happy success.'
[Honking.] 'You have no idea what I'm saying do you, dumb ass?'
'His dad own dealership!'
'Is there a hole back here? Is this.. Is this noticeable?'
'Why don't we call ourselves 'Lets get off our f*cking asses and do something because my parole officer really loves it when I don't tell him that I spent my one day off dicking around on the f*cking moon!''
'Mine said 'Sweaters All You Can Eat.''
'Belize is a very expensive city.'
'I was in the future. It was too late to RSVP.'
'Excuse me, is this.. is this the baby shower? I made lemon squares.'
'When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly and then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me.'