League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'You can't milk those.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
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'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Yes, a baker.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
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'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
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'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Balance in all things.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'

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