League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Balance in all things.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
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'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
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'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'You can't milk those.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
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'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'

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