League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
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'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
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'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
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'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'You can't milk those.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'

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Created Apr 18, 2012SourceReportNominate
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