League of Legends' champions by joke

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'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'You can't milk those.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'

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