League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'You can't milk those.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'

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Created Apr 18, 2012SourceReportNominate
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