League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
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'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
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'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Balance in all things.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'You can't milk those.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
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'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'

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