| Joke | Champion |
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| 'Balance in all things.' | |
| 'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!' | |
| 'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!' | |
| 'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.' | |
| 'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?' | |
| 'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!' | |
| 'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?' | |
| 'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.' | |
| 'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.' | |
| 'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!' | |
| 'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!' | |
| 'Let's be firends forever.' | |
| 'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!' | |
| 'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.' | |
| 'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?' | |
| 'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.' | |
| 'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.' | |
| 'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...' | |
| 'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.' | |
| 'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!' | |
| 'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.' | |
| 'I bet I can hit their base from here!' | |
| 'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!' | |
| 'Hmm, something's fishy.' | |
| 'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.' | |
| 'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.' | |
| 'This dress may have been impractical.' | |
| 'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.' | |
| 'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.' | |
| 'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.' | |
| 'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?' | |
| 'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?' | |
| 'I got these tattoos in rune prision!' | |
| | Joke | Champion |
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| 'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?' | |
| 'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.' | |
| 'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.' | |
| 'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.' | |
| 'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.' | |
| 'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.' | |
| 'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.' | |
| 'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?' | |
| 'When you fall, you get right back up.' | |
| 'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!' | |
| 'Imagine if I had a real weapon!' | |
| 'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!' | |
| 'Yes, a baker.' | |
| 'You can't milk those.' | |
| 'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!' | |
| 'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.' | |
| 'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?' | |
| 'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...' | |
| 'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.' | |
| 'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!' | |
| 'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.' | |
| 'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.' | |
| 'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?' | |
| 'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!' | |
| 'Don't stare directly at me for too long.' | |
| 'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...' | |
| 'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.' | |
| 'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...' | |
| 'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.' | |
| 'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.' | |
| 'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?' | |
| 'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.' | |
| 'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.' | |
| | Joke | Champion |
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| 'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.' | |
| 'No, really. Put that apple on your head.' | |
| 'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!'' | |
| 'Double rainbow? What does it mean?' | |
| 'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.' | |
| 'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.' | |
| 'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.' | |
| 'Is that a rocket in your pocket?' | |
| 'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.' | |
| 'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?' | |
| 'Guess what's about to hit the fan.' | |
| 'Suffering is magic.' | |
| 'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!' | |
| 'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.' | |
| 'Not all angels are good.' | |
| 'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.' | |
| 'Shaken, not stirred.' | |
| 'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.' | |
| 'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!' | |
| 'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.' | |
| 'Yes, they make shurikens this small!' | |
| 'I may be bad, but I feel good...' | |
| 'Wuju... pass me that potion?' | |
| 'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!' | |
| 'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!' | |
| 'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!' | |
| 'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!' | |
| 'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!' | |
| 'When you dance with deat, lead.' | |
| '*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!' | |
| 'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!' | |
| 'Did I mention it's mating season.' | |
| 'What? Do I have something in my teeth?' | |
| | Joke | Champion |
|---|
| 'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.' | |
| 'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.' | |
| 'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.' | |
| 'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.' | |
| 'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!' | |
| 'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?' | |
| 'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.' | |
| 'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!' | |
| 'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.' | |
| 'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!' | |
| 'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.' | |
| 'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?' | |
| 'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.' | |
| 'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.' | |
| 'Size doesn't mean everything.' | |
| 'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.' | |
| 'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.' | |
| 'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.' | |
| 'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.' | |
| 'I have no time for nonsense.' | |
| 'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.' | |
| '*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.' | |
| 'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!' | |
| 'All the better to eat you with my dear!' | |
| 'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?' | |
| 'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.' | |
| 'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.' | |
| 'Joke? What do you mean?' | |
| 'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.' | |
| 'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?' | |
| 'Lima Oscar Lima!' | |
| 'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.' | |
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Pokémon (Gen I)
Name the Toy
Speed Gaming
