League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Suffering is magic.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
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'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'You can't milk those.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
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'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
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'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Not all angels are good.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'

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