League of Legends' champions by joke

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'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Yes, a baker.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'You can't milk those.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
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'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Balance in all things.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
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'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
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'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'

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