League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Balance in all things.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'You can't milk those.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'

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