League of Legends' champions by joke

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'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
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'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'You can't milk those.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
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'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
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'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'

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