League of Legends' champions by joke

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'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Balance in all things.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Suffering is magic.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'You can't milk those.'

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Created Apr 18, 2012SourceReportNominate
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