League of Legends' champions by joke

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'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
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'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
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'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'You can't milk those.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
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'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'

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