League of Legends' champions by joke

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'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
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'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Balance in all things.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
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'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'You can't milk those.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
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'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'

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Created Apr 18, 2012SourceReportNominate
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