League of Legends' champions by joke

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'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
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'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
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'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'You can't milk those.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
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'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Balance in all things.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'

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