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'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
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'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
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'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
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'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'You can't milk those.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'

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