League of Legends' champions by joke

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'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
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'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
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'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
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'You can't milk those.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Balance in all things.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'

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