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A human with me at the end and human tears. 2000 years and I can still be surprised. In this I see God.
I reckon I've already been to heaven. It was inside your wife.
You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy.
I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration.
She was clumsy, stupid and mean. But I wouldn't wish that kinda death on a possum.
They're like humans but miniature. Teacup humans.
Withholding is tantamount to lying, and I can't have that in our relationship.
I hate using the number keys to type.
I'd have totally been a **** if I coulda gotten away with it.
I was gonna wait, you know, till I met the right one.
Giving Jason Stackhouse vampire blood is like giving Ho-Hos to a diabetic. You know he can't control himself!
That thing owes me a pair of shoes.
The war has begun, you evil w***e of Satan!
In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS!
You know what I really wish would come to Marthaville? Buffy. Or Blade.
I've always loved these things. They're like booze for dolls!
Bulls**t. God has horns.
I've always wondered what it'd be like to gaze into the eyes of some one so devoid of human compassion.
People thought I was crazy, 'cause I thought I saw a pig.
I can assure you that every member of our community is now drinking synthetic blood. That's why we decided to make our existence known.
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